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WHAT IS IT?

This bizzarre creature is a "piglet squid"! He looks very happy, but his smile is permanent: it's caused by pigmentation. He is about the size of an orange and lives 100 metres under the sea.



Celebrity teeth

Did you know can now have a tattoo on your teeth! A dentist in the USA is offering tooth tattoos of celebrities like David Beckham and Amy Winehouse.
They cost a 100 dollars (about 80 €). But don't worry, the tattoos are not permanent. They can be removed in five minutes by a dentist. Do you want one?

Describing a summer festival

In April, we celebrate Sant Jordi in Banyoles. It's a traditional celebration and there are a lot of people.

At Sant Jordi, the boys give a rose to their girlfriends and the girls give a book to their boyfriends. There are a lot of people in the streets and in the Main Square, there are some shops selling roeses and books.

If you come, remember to bring some money to buy a fantastic rose or a big book.

Taking about preferences

Guillem: Where do you want to go on holiday this summer?
Adrià: Er, I know, let's go to North Pole.
Guillem: North Pole? I'd rather go to Sahara's desert.
Adrià: But it's hot there. Why can't we go to the North Pole?
Guillem: We could stay in a hotel under the sand.
Adrià: No, I don't like that idea.
Guillem: Well, how about do you fancy staying in hotel made of ice?
Adrià: Yes, that's a great idea. We've never stayed in a hotel made of ice!

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Asking for and giving advice

Adrià: Hey, Guillem. Are you OK?
Guillem: No, I don't feel very well.
Adrià: Why, what's wrong.
Guillem: I've got a headache.
Adrià: Have you taken an aspirine?
Guillem: Yes, I have but I still very terrible.
Adrià: Well, you should tell the teacher.
You really shouldn't do P.E
Guillem: Yes, I suppose you're right

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I Am Legend

Robert Neville (Will Smith) is a brilliant scientist in New York. A terrible virus ravages the country, but Neville is immune to it.
He is a last human survivor in New York, and maybe in the world. But "The Infected", mutant victims of the virus, are watching him. Can Neville develop a cure before it is too late? This scary thriller is for teenagers.



A bizarre wedding cake

A wedding would not be complete without a cake. And in Britain wedding cakes are very elaborate and covered in delicious white icing.
This one looks particularly good but don't try to eat it... its made of bones!! British art student Jodie Carey made the sculpture from 2,000 plaster cast of human bones.

Joke

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Two boys of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground!!. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are white... The other guy calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead!!! What can I do?!!” The operator, with a calm voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back and he says: “OK, what more?“
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes”.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well:

·Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets.
·Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
·Horologically, I deduce that the time is a quarter past three.
·Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot! Someone has stole our tent!”

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That was a joke, ok? haha.... very funny

Agreeing and disagreeing

Adrià: What's your favourite computer game, Nick?
Guillem: I really like Motor Storm.
Adrià: So do I. I think that it's a great game.
Guillem: Do you know the game Connan.
Adrià: Yes, but I don't like it.
Guillem: Neither do I. It's too violent. Sports games are better.
Adrià: Really? I don't think so. I prefer adventure games or first person shooter games.

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