Joke

JoKeS

Two boys of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground!!. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are white... The other guy calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead!!! What can I do?!!” The operator, with a calm voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back and he says: “OK, what more?“
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes”.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well:

·Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets.
·Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
·Horologically, I deduce that the time is a quarter past three.
·Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot! Someone has stole our tent!”

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That was a joke, ok? haha.... very funny