Magazine

I Am Legend

Robert Neville (Will Smith) is a brilliant scientist in New York. A terrible virus ravages the country, but Neville is immune to it.
He is a last human survivor in New York, and maybe in the world. But "The Infected", mutant victims of the virus, are watching him. Can Neville develop a cure before it is too late? This scary thriller is for teenagers.



A bizarre wedding cake

A wedding would not be complete without a cake. And in Britain wedding cakes are very elaborate and covered in delicious white icing.
This one looks particularly good but don't try to eat it... its made of bones!! British art student Jodie Carey made the sculpture from 2,000 plaster cast of human bones.

Joke

JoKeS

Two boys of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground!!. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are white... The other guy calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead!!! What can I do?!!” The operator, with a calm voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back and he says: “OK, what more?“
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes”.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well:

·Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets.
·Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
·Horologically, I deduce that the time is a quarter past three.
·Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot! Someone has stole our tent!”

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That was a joke, ok? haha.... very funny